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Charges Dropped In Goat Graffiti Case


Charges dropped in test(icle) case.
April 11 - 11:43
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Croc Smuggler


Is that a crocodile in your coat or are you just pleased to see me?
March 28 - 11:47
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14-Stone Boy May Be Taken Into Care


Stephen Hawking predicts ‘black hole’ style collapse.
February 26 - 16:54
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Flight Diverted In Search Of Nuts


Squirrel hijacks aeroplane, diverts to Honolulu.
February 16 - 10:45
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Honey I Threatened To Feed The Kids To An Alligator


Northampton man uses basement pets as naughtiness deterrent.
February 1 - 14:18
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Drink Driving Ban Overturned By Burp


“No, it was just a bit fizzy officer”
January 26 - 17:07
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Staring Into The Jaws Of Death (Literally)


Shark tries to get ahead - fails.
January 24 - 16:11
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Devon Beach-Combers Lap Up Wrecked Ship Cargo


Haul yourself a bargain, from Lyme bay to eBay.
January 23 - 11:44
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Noodle Pioneer Momofuko Ando Dies Aged 96


The death of an instant legend.
January 13 - 15:07
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FAT DOG!


Does my bum look big in this collar?
January 13 - 12:41
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Manchester Terrace Home To Mafia Housewife


“Just when I thought that I was out, they pull me back in.”
January 8 - 15:35
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The Slant Wants You!


British? Cynical? Sarcastic? Step forth and be published!
January 5 - 18:15
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Sheep Poo Paperā?¢


‘S.W.A.L.K. - Eeeuw!’
September 11 - 21:30
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Prisoners Hide Phones Up Their Bums


‘HELLO? I’M IN PRISON. NO, IT’S RUBBISH!’
September 9 - 16:41
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Sudanese Man Marries Nanny


That’s Nanny as in Goat.
September 8 - 11:41
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Man Arrested As Sex Aid Is Mistaken For Bomb


It’s not what you think, mum!
August 31 - 13:39
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Chilli Peppers Used in Daring Prison Escape


Should have been caught red hot handed
August 27 - 12:00
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Mooo my lover/Moo me ducks/Eby Gum Moo


Language specialists confirm cows moo with regional accents
August 23 - 13:14
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Brummies are the Funniest People in Britain, Says Survey


Researcher has obviously never heard “Funky Moped”
August 22 - 20:30
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Inflatable Teletubby Mistaken for Body


Prescott family breath sigh of relief.
August 22 - 20:28
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